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Man writes heartfelt breakup letter to his gym to end his membership

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If you've ever had the pleasure of entering a contractual agreement with a gym, you'll know that ending that agreement can be a difficult task.

After moving out of state, Redditor Mastrrbasser needed to cancel his membership to Planet Fitness. But because Planet Fitness really doesn't want you to cancel your membership, they make it as difficult as possible, and required the man to write a certified letter.

So that's exactly what he did, except he framed the whole thing like a breakup letter. 

"Certain events in my life have put me in a different place, and while it was one of the more taxing decisions I've made as of late, it is the right one," he wrote, adding that the purpose of the letter is to "end my relationship with Planet Fitness."  Read more...

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